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The Wierd Conspiracy of the Ornithologists

Why I Hate The Ornothologists
Why my Friends Hate the Ornothologists
Links NOT relating to the deep hatred of Ornothologists
Join the Conspiracy AGAINST the Ornothologists
The Magick and Stuff I believe in (especially to use against Ornothologists)
Kevin Smith, Stephen King, Nicole Kidman, Ewan Mcgreggor (the best of their work)
My Writing or Artwork expressing Hatred towards Ornothologists
Heather's Happy Hippy Trippy page
Welcome to my site!

I guess you're wondering what's up with the Ornothologist stuff?
Well, one day I was just thinking "Hmmmm, what can I blame everything bad on?"
Then I was watching PBS (shut up! I know what you're thinking, but I was REALLY bored, and there was nothing else on) and they mentioned Ornothology and...
 
Wait, hold on!
 
I have the greatest Idea!
 
to find out what the hell and ornothologist is, and if you are lazy, I'll tell you...
but..
 
(yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, there's always a But, and what are you gonna do about it?)
 
 
You have to find where it is on my site
 
who knows where it could be?
 
not I,
 
oh, wait,
 
Yes I do... >=)
 
heh heh heh heh heh
 
anyways, i really don't hate ornothologists and their line of work
 
i just figured i need something to keep people on my site
 
well, not really, but, it'd be nice
 
 
Enjoy!
 


I'll update this site whenever I feel Like it, and the internet at this lame-ass school is working (which is really rarely)
 

Blues Guitar

What's New?

What's New?
 
This Whole Fucking Site!!!
That's what's new, Duh
if you didn't get that
You Are a dumbass!
 
Hey, I'm just kidding folks
I'm actually one of the nicest guys you'll see
 
 

Beware of Ornithologists!

If you visit this site without getting ahold of me at least once, your a sore ass! (figure it out!)